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The Greatest Best Album

by Teramerican

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1.
Parsley 02:20
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dead babies everywhere and no one seems to care this can be attributed to the herb parsley not being distributed very sparsely godless females get a hold of this herb their pregnancy fails, once they insert so why must we pay this price, just to taste this fetus killing spice? parsley is part of osama's baby jihad it's the herb created by satan for those who won't see god so, don't eat tabouli and don't eat falafel besides, that terrorist food tastes fucking awful parsley is in the front and center its even found at wal-mart supercenters this herb is an abomination it must be outlawed in our nation another substance that should be controlled satan's evil death herb no longer should be sold you cant be pro-parsley and be pro-life you may as well be stabbing baby jesus with a knife parsley is part of osama's baby jihad it's the herb created by satan for those who won't see god so, don't eat tabouli and don't eat falafel besides, that terrorist food tastes fucking awful if you like “just kind of a tease business” please leave it at a loofah or just a kiss because falafel contains satan's evil herb you're a good man, I guess you hadn't heard parsley is part of osama's baby jihad it's the herb created by satan for those who won't see god so, don't eat tabouli and don't eat falafel besides, that terrorist food tastes fucking awful
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Gunz 01:04
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Gunz (amendment number two (divide by 2)) 
America’s first, and most sacred freedom
Is one that isn’t agreed on by some
Baring arms comes first in the constitution
As much a fact as a binomial distribution

Guns are a defense, against terrorists
Liberals want you to disagree with this
don't listen to them, they're anti-american 
and if you don’t own a gun, you aren’t American

Guns have never hurt anyone who didn’t deserve it
Its your right as an American, you must reserve it
 If you don’t own a gun, you aren’t American If you don’t own a gun, you aren’t American If you don’t own a gun, you aren’t American If you don’t own a gun, you aren’t American Guns have never hurt anyone who didn’t deserve it
Its your right as an American, you must reserve it
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Teramerican 04:07
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Teramerican (the Blame the Blame America First Crowd First Crowd) tera 'merican we're the greatest best band on the face of the earth july fourth was our day of birth we love this great nation and playing punk rock is our vocation chorus: { you quantify your standard American, who's saddened by the loss of our twin towers then, to get a Teramerican you multiply by 10 to the 12th power we're against the picomericans and their factor of 10 to the negative 12th power they're double mega un-American they're a bunch of terrorist-loving cowards } we're the punk band of the religious right we'll preach our shit at you 'till the end of the night we're punk and we're republicans the ultimate fuck you punk rock dissent we don't care who we offend gays, blacks, atheists, and vegans we'll say what we want to you we'll sing about whatever we want to we're the blame the blame America first crowd first crowd and we're proud, we're proud, really really proud we're the blame the blame America first crowd first crowd and we're loud, we're loud, really really loud we're Teramerican we know how to win we're Teramerican sing it again and again we know how to win it's volume and repetition
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Lightning 02:34
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in the golden state you can get married if you're gay so the big man upstairs decided they should pay 4 days after this occurred some electrons god transferred 8000 lighting strikes the vengeance our god likes /* the resulting fires I'm sure will seem swell compared to what will transpire when you're suffering in hell you think there's no correlation you don't believe in creation you've got your science but god won't tolerate defiance */ you think god's word is not true just wait until god sends some lightning down for you all you fucking scientists think that god does not exist there's something you have missed think again I must insist fuck your amperes and your volts its just a lightning bolt sent down from our god hope you have a lightning rod you think god's word is not true just wait until god sends some lightning down for you the lightning is frightening because you don't find god enlightening the lightning is frightening because you don't find god enlightening lightning so you better watch out your faith you should not doubt remain devout or you could be the next victim of a lightning strike because god doesn't like your gay scientific dictum you think god's word is not true just wait until god sends some lightning down for you
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Ol' Fourthy 02:00
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On the fourth day of july, baby jesus was born But wasn’t ready, for a crown full of thorns So for 5 more months he crawled back in the womb Its not cause he was scared, one would assume   Mary needed to cause a distraction One that would receive great attraction Willing to try whatever works Virgin mary lit some fireworks   Her plan was a success and America fell in love As they ooooh and ahhhh, they didn’t think of   Jesus was born on the 4th of july So was America and apple pie Skeptics might not see eye to eye But  pyro is patriotism, give it a try 4th of july is a day to show nationalism not just to America but also capitalism  its what jesus would want, up in heaven big macs, walmarts, and seven elevens   when jesus, could no longer be around he decided to send a new savior down also born, on independence day actually 2 days later, as not to be cliché
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The Greatest Best Country 05:24
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I take look around, what do I see? I see this beautiful country, the land of the free but there's something I can't explain, about our country, ungrateful people constantly complain chorus: we're the greatest, the best fuck all of the rest we're rich, we're strong we're never wrong red white and blue we'll drop a bomb on you we got our God and guns we're number one I drive around in my SUV why can't all these pinko commies just let me be? I drive to the wal-mart I'm greeted with smiling faces, not bleeding hearts chorus I'll never forget that fateful day when those evildoers caused our nation so much pain 3000 people died us true americans, we cried, cried, cried we cried chorus the greatest, the best as the mighty eagle flies so high, tears of joy I cry chorus "America is the greatest best country that God has ever given man on the face of the earth" -sean hanity
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Wait and See 02:31
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in the year 2012 jesus is flying down for you you better know what to do to welcome him and make it like home again he's got some plans for us submit, in him we trust get down on our knees we must please him, jesus or bust a nut, is what you are if jesus is not your superstar he died on that cross he's alive, get on your knees for him wait for him to come from heaven up above just wait, wait and see he's coming, he's coming for you and for me wait wait wait and see jesus is coming for you and me your calender, it will end if you're not christ's friend your wounds, he won't mend you asshole, he did not die for you he died for you and me just wait, wait and see he died for me and you he died for us chosen few
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The Sanctity of Marriage 01:20
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god made adam and eve didn't want them to live in sin they had to get married before they moved in no living together to see if it works out get married first and remain devout when you get married you get god's green light to make your wife serve you and fuck every night no need for birth control its not the christian thing to do a baby is your goal caring for an infant is cool no living together to see if it works out get married first and remain devout get married in a church have a cake for dessert the sanctity of marriage and when you get divorced repeat the exact same course the sanctity of marriage
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Goodbye Moderation 04:07
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I wanna be super sized Don't wanna be ostracized I have been baptized Its my right to be oversized This is the land of the free It's my last decree you might disagree But I love mickey d Goodbye moderation This is gods nation You will face damnation If you ignore the manifestation Goodbye moderation This is gods nation To jesus is our dedication Fuck your denomination Good Bye Good Bye I want it big I want it all Drive my hummer to the mall Its America, buy it all And then go to the wal- Mart is what we enjoy Even if they unemploy They can not annoy They make me jump for joy Goodbye moderation It's a fastfood nation Trust the corporation Or it's the end of civilization Goodbye moderation This is gods nation Its jesus's occupation To provide us with spiritual masturbation Good Bye Good Bye He will have a reincarnation Better give him a standing ovation This is no exaggeration Or you will not find salvation Jesus is coming back Atheists, he's on the attack Goodbye moderation This is gods nation Trust the corporation And our army of liberation Goodbye moderation This is gods nation To jesus is our dedication Fuck your denomination Good Bye Good Bye

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released July 4, 2008

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