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Flip Flop GIrl Redux
02:38
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You never liked it when I touched your feet
But I thought you still liked being with me
I still remember those flip flops you would always wear
I said thought they worn out; you said you didn’t care
I always though you’d get rid of those flip flops on your feet
I always thought you’d get rid of them before you got rid of me
We had not much in common; yes it’s true
Republican, Christian, carnivore me; godless, vegan, Democrat you
I guess you’ll find someone better, someone with views you share
I just wish I could say that I do not care
Flip flop girl say you don’t hate me
Why the fuck won’t you still date me
Flip flop girl, I need you
you don't need someone new
Flip flop girl, what the fuck
this totally sucks
Flip flop girl, what the hell
this is not that swell
You’ll never be ready for anything, if you’re not ready for me
While I respect your ambition, I'm not fond of this demolition
Flip flop girl, tossed me aside
all logic defied
Flip flop girl, you're now gone
I've been shitted on
Flip flop girl, I disagree
with what you told me
you want me to be happy
well I feel fucking crappy
You’ll never be ready for anything, if you’re not ready for me
While I respect your ambition, I'm not fond of this demolition
Why did you to goooooooooooooo
and make me so sad
Why did you have to throoooooowwwwwww
away everything we once had
Flip flop girl
Buy some new flip flops
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2. |
Global Warming
00:56
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global warming
the misinforming
of the public
by a bunch of dicks
it is a lie
the sun in the sky
is not a threat
it was created by god
fuck this facade
lets never forget
fuck you al gore
and michael moore
we'll never fall for
what you stand for
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American Girls and American Guys
We’ll always stand up and salute
We’ll always recognize
When we see Old Glory Flying
There’s a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head
My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.
Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin’ in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July
Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
`Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
It`s the American way
Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
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4. |
I'd Rather Be In Bristol
02:09
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Teenage pregnancy is a problem in our nation
it ruins your moms life, it causes devastation
So if you want to have sex, just think of the price
Because if you get pregnant, your mom cant be the vice
President of our country, of this great democracy
The only Bristol for me is Bristol Tennessee
Nascar country
I’d rather be in Bristol…..
Tennessee.
An abortion is simply out of the question
So Levi, here is a grand suggestion
Watch some cars drive around a track
Cheer for number 3 and don’t hold back
I’d rather be in Bristol Tennessee.
Not the one in Virginia, I want to be in the
town of the motor speedway
Tennessee, the volunteer state
I'd rather be in Bristol Tennessee
That warm southern region is the place for me
This is the place I want to come
Bristol Tennessee is where I want to be from
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5. |
We Heart Factory Farming
00:50
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God put the animals here
for us, not for the queers
noah brought them on his boat
so we don't have to eat any oats
he brought them for a reason
on those tasty fuckers, it's open season
I don't care what you assholes say
vegetarians are fucking gay
eat that meat
suck a cows teet
this is a treat
that can't be beat
we love factory farming
nothing is what it is harming
eating flesh is the way
those filthy beasts must pay
antibiotics and hormones
are good for us, it is known
dead animals taste so good
eat them, you should
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6. |
Andy's An Alcoholic
01:19
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Andy's an alcoholic
don't know what else to call him
once he gets a bottle in him
he talks shit to all of his friends
all his friends
all my friends
all our friends
it never ends
all his friends
when will it end?
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7. |
Redistribution of Songs
02:19
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sorry assholes this is it
this is all of our shit
we don't have no more
because of obama's war
war on our songs
on which we worked long and hard
in the 2008 election
america made a selection
for a president who will take
a large percent of what me make
we work so hard but for what reason
our own leader is committing treason
taking all of the working man's salary
and shutting down the shotting gallery
he'll redistribute your wealth
he'll nationalize your health
and when we're barely scraping along
he'll redistribute our songs
give them to neil young and pearl jam
the same hippies who dodged viet nam
redistribution
redistribution of songs
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On that day, 2000 years ago, jesus was nailed to the cross
It was really sad that day, such a tremendous loss
That day long ago in golgatha, or was it calvary?
They say Jesus died on that cross, but we will disagree
The sons of satan killed him that day, it was totally sad
But now after 2000 years, it just makes me mad
Jesus is still alive in heaven, watching over us
That is a hot topic, that we want to discuss
Nails through his hands, and thorns on his head
They thought that day, that jesus could be dead
But Christ is a magnificent being, he can’t ever die
Our savior is eternal, just trust us, we’d never lie
On that day in Golgotha, jesus died for us
It's jesus or bust
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9. |
Ground Zero
02:48
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Remember that day, when those towers fell
Remember that day, it seemed like hell
That day at ground zero, hell came to earth
That day lady liberty gave an active birth
The heroes saved lives, and gave up their own
While terrorist gave us pain, we’ve never known
That day at ground zero, hell came to earth
That day lady liberty gave an active birth
That was a day, we will never forget
It was a day, terrorists will regret
As I watched it on the TV set
i knew right away, this was a threat
that day was a day, we will not forget
I woke that day, in a cold sweat
I streamed the video, on the internet
those terrorists had created one heavy debt
That day at ground zero, hell came to earth
That day lady liberty gave an active birth
that day was a day, we will never forget
the plan that day, made my stomach upset
we’ll make them pay, like we haven’t yet
those assholes will pay, you better bet
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