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hello fans, it is us again
your favorite band, teramerican
adding to our discography
quantity over quality
in the past 2.5 years
we've finished 45 songs and a billion beers
we're the greatest best band to ever exist
no one pays us shit, yet we still subsist
we only get good reviews
people come to us to get their news
we'll never say goodbye
we're never gonna fucking die
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What happened to your dreadful life
All you ever cause is strife
Every day you only drink
Its just too hard to stop and think
About the consequences of your acts
The way you act when your fucking smashed
You don’t know when to quit
And treat everyone like a piece of shit
Just look where it’s gotten you
Pissing in your sleep
Acting like a black sheep
You’ve gone off the deep
End, is what you have in store
Done way to much to make up for
cant remember anything you’ve done
well I sure hope that it was fun
bring me another beer!
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Listen closely.
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When jesus comes back
He wont take no crap
He’ll be riding on the back
Of a tyrannosaurus
The king of the jews
will be coming for you
and your godless crew
to terminate you for us
he’ll be packing some heat
you’ll be dead meat
but the plan’s not complete
because our Christ has a passion
he’ll rip off your balls
staple them to the walls
ignoring your calls
for mercy and compassion
jesus Christ back with a vengeance
the blasphemers will have no defense
you should have found him before the end of days
now he’ll find you in your astonished daze
on the judgment day
he’ll have his way
on your soul, he will prey
it’s too late to be forgiven
you’ll never again be
you’ll never again see
you’ll never again be free
he will dub thee unforgiven
when the j-man’s done
with all his fun
so not to be outdone
he’ll raise you from the dead and double kill you
heed this warning
so your family won’t be mourning
Christ, you should be adoring
The word of god will fulfill you
jesus Christ back with a vengeance
the blasphemers will have no defense
you should have found him before the end of days
now he’ll find you in your astonished daze
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Sixteen time champ
Walk down the ramp
Under his robe
Helicopter probe
Nature boy
Will destroy
Rides in jets
Bounces checks
Cut him off
Knife edge chop
Hell run for mayor
He’s ric flair!
Figure four
Marry a whore
Wont shake your hand
Cause he’s the man
Scratch off cards
For retards
Warrants for arrest
He’s NC’s best!
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In the year 1901
God grew tired of current plant biology
He then sent down his only son
to upgrade agricultural technology
Jesus flew down to St. Louis
he showed John Queeny how plants now can grow
Jesus and John now just had to do this
They formed a company called Monsanto
Terminator Seed
It is what we need
It is God's technology
rBST
This substance is the key
to making our cows healthy
God bless Monsanto
all farmers must comply
God bless Monsanto
God bless Monsanto
biodiversity, goodbye
God bless Monsanto
In the Bible, there's a warning you must heed
Don't sow your field with mingled seed
God hates biodiversity
Therefor Monsanto's work is not a perversity
Only sow roundup ready seed
spray spray spay and kill those weeds
the seed will spread to your neighbor's field
so he can then also increase his yield
Bring back Agent Orange
So we can win the war
Give the all the terrorists cancer
Bring back DDT
Fuck your Silent Spring
This is the answer
You down with DDT (yeah you know me)
Who's down with DDT(Every last homie)
You down with DDT (yeah you know me)
Who's down with DDT(All the homies)
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Listen closely.
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In January 1985
an incredible miracle occurred
the great decider had finally arrived
his great decisions would not go unheard
let me be your guide
you just have to let me decide
I am The Decider
and I decide what is best
I'm your decision provider
with my decisions, the world is blessed
I have all the answers that you seek
put all of your trust in me
in me you can confided
just please follow what I decide
let me be your guide
you just have to let me decide
I am The Decider
and I decide what is best
I'm your decision provider
with my decisions, the world is blessed
everything will be just great, as long as I am in control
as long as you let me dictate, we will be on a roll
you and I can do anything, as long as I am deciding
there is no denying that I am the decision king
I am the Decider
I'm the decision provider
let me be your guide
you just have to let me decide
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Joe had a bad day
Killed his wife and family
Sat around for 20 years
Watching TV and drinking beers
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In Currituck County, NC
there is based a company
Blackwater, now called Xe
great american mercenaries
out in the vast swamp
Blackwater's training the army of god
bringing back the crusades
and of course they're getting paid
they've got mad contracts
taking care of shit over in iraq
making our country proud
more badass than a fucking mushroom cloud
It was time to settle the score
from Fallujah March 2004
In September 2007
those 17 didn't go to heaven
out in the vast swamp
Blackwater's training the army of god
bringing back the crusades
and of course they're getting paid
they've got mad contracts
taking care of shit over in iraq
making our country proud
more badass than a fucking mushroom cloud
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Listen closely.
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Bumper sticker, bumper sticker
key chain, t-shirt
but this is not an Anti-Flag song
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200 years ago, god created this great nation
due to european culinary molestation
god encouraged the founding fathers to grind up their meat
liberty and autonomy come with freedom to eat
vegetation was costly, something americans couldn't afford
so inspired by god, american inventors including henry ford
constructed a great device that made it possible to grind meat
this meat was then sold all over the country really really cheap
the meat grinder forces meat through small holes as it cuts
this separates all the the un-american meat slurry stuff
so all thats left is freedomful american ground meat
invented by god, grinded up meat sure is a treat
god was ecstatic but still just wasn't quite right
so he thought long and hard for 7 days and 7 nights
then a great light bulb went off in god's great head
put it in a pan and bake it similarly to bread
god invented meatloaf on the 8th day
it's as american as choosing not to be gay
god invented meatloaf for the american nation
meat loaf is god's most american innovation
god invented meatloaf on the 8th day
it's as american as choosing not to be gay
god invented meatloaf for the american nation
meat loaf is god's most american creation
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Teramerican
No you cant
Yes We can
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released September 11, 2009
