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dead babies everywhere
and no one seems to care
this can be attributed to the herb parsley
not being distributed very sparsely
godless females get a hold of this herb
their pregnancy fails, once they insert
so why must we pay this price,
just to taste this fetus killing spice?

parsley is part of osama's baby jihad
it's the herb created by satan for those who won't see god
so, don't eat tabouli and don't eat falafel
besides, that terrorist food tastes fucking awful

parsley is in the front and center
its even found at wal-mart supercenters
this herb is an abomination
it must be outlawed in our nation
another substance that should be controlled
satan's evil death herb no longer should be sold
you cant be pro-parsley and be pro-life
you may as well be stabbing baby jesus with a knife

parsley is part of osama's baby jihad
it's the herb created by satan for those who won't see god
so, don't eat tabouli and don't eat falafel
besides, that terrorist food tastes fucking awful

if you like “just kind of a tease business”
please leave it at a loofah or just a kiss
because falafel contains satan's evil herb
you're a good man, I guess you hadn't heard

parsley is part of osama's baby jihad
it's the herb created by satan for those who won't see god
so, don't eat tabouli and don't eat falafel
besides, that terrorist food tastes fucking awful

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from The Greatest Best Album, released July 4, 2008

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