6 thousand years ago God said
let there be light
before that it sucked
because there was only night
God was on a role so he
created man from dust
man was lonely so the creation
of woman was a must
God made adam and eve
he didn't make adam and steve
They had a boy named Cain
must have had some sisters, killed his brother
to populate the earth,
he had his sisters and i guess his mother
next God made dinosaurs
something Noah could not afford
for his ark, they were too enormous
God said fuck you tyrannosaurus
fuck you tyrannosaurus
God has a plan and it
does not involve dinosaurs
are they really needed here today?
no way!
God says
to be fruitful and multiply
so dinosaurs cannot be here
because they'd eat us then we'd die
when Jesus comes back
he won't be riding a dinosaur
although that would be really cute
it's not a goal for which we should shoot
but there is one great goal
we could easily achieve
that goal is '10 in 2010'
if Jesus doesn't come back by then
if Jesus doesn't come back by then
6 thousand years and only
6.6 billion people
is that enough people here today?
no way!
we need to catch up with China
ladies, open your vaginas
it's our duty, there ain't no maybe
don't be fruity, make some babies
6 thousand years and only
6.6 billion people
is that enough people here today?
no way!
when Jesus comes back
we need people to watch his back
he's got a lot of enemies
none of which are you or me
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